4 years, and a lot has happened. Got jobs. Lost jobs. Made friends. Lost friends. What did I learn?
I've long since come to the conclusion that human beings are generally assholes, with a few gems here and there. You really have to look for them, though, and they're never geographically desirable. There's a perfect woman out there, and she lives right across the country from me.
About myself? I HATE being underestimated. First of all, if you underestimate me, it shows a lack of respect on the under-estimator's part. And when I ultimately prove that I can handle myself, that person will be resentful, as though I've somehow deceived them. As though it's MY fault that the idiot perceived a deficiency in me that I NEVER led on.
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